If your momma or papa happens to bring her or himself Chipotle home for dinner one night, do not, I repeat, DO NOT stick your head into the empty to-go bag. Your head might get stuck, causing you great confusion and embarassment. How do I know this? Because it happened to me tonight:
Don't worry about me, though -- I did manage to get myself unstuck, (no help from my momma, though -- she was too busy LAUGHING AT ME to come to my aid,) and am unharmed, save for my pride.
Peace and kibble,
(P.S. I'll get my momma back for laughing at me -- probably at 4 a.m. when she's sleeping peacefully . . . !)"