. . . the dryer eats ONE of your $20-a-pair wool socks?
Well, at least now I have a "Dan pair" -- I combined the leftover red sock with the leftover blue sock. (One of the blue socks is strangely threadbare in one spot.) Fashionista.
I actually put up a note in the laundry room, 'cause I REALLY want my sock back! Boo-hoo!